Get running girls, no time to slack
Don’t think of skulking at the back
If you think you can hide, you’re sadly wrong
‘Neath the eagle eye of Andrew Frimpong
To him your fitness is no joke
A gentle touch would make him choke
With exercise he’ll not let you flirt
His regime is cruel and it’s going to hurt!
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She said she’d come for a little while
But part-time was not her style
She took one look at the task required
And in no time at all got Citywired
Before she knew it, the job had grown
She’d really made the role her own
If she’d planned to leave, then truth to tell
She shouldn’t have done the job so well
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